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Walking Your Person

Walking Your Person


Author: Priscilla Paddypaws, Chair, Etticat Department, Felinia University

Not all humans are intelligent enough to go for a walk with their cat, but a few are. They mostly need training. They want to be in charge and you have to firmly let them know they are not.

Here's a few tips to upgrade your human's performance:

- Find a spot under a bush and hunker down for a while. Force them to wait and wait and wait.

- Make a dash for a butterfly or a frog - catch them off balance and force them to run to keep up with you.

- Make mean faces and growl when their friends show up, especially if there is a dog. You can just ignore the bigger ones, but it's kind of fun to start chasing the really tiny ones! Embarrasses the human, too - fun!

- Get away from the leash - it's not that hard, especially on bumpy terrain. They will be trying to catch up with you but humans are sooo clumsy. Enjoy watching them try and catch you!