Author: Miss Kitty, Senior Editor, Catstack MagazineI understand that some of my readers do not live in the best of circumstances. Some of you live with dogs and even manage to make the best of it. However, some of you (and you know who I'm talking about!), actually befriend these creatures. Get along with them, hang out on the same furniture, even let them lick you!!!
Srsly, friends, this is a terrible trend that can lead to nothing but a diminishing of our species superiority. Do you want you kittens playing with puppies? Out in the yard, getting muddy?!? They may even take up the habit of peeing under a bush. Horror!
Heed my warning - remember the wise wise words of the ancient sage - 'Cats rule, dogs drool'!!!