Nappy New Year!

Author: Squeekie, Famous Influencer

Yes, I know you are fed up with New Years Resolutions that no one ever keeps past January. How many times have you taken out a membership at a health club only to stop going after a week.

Well, I'm here to tell you that there is one resolution that you should be keeping - Take More Naps! There are so many benefits from napping during the day, but the most important is that you can stay up late at night. That's when you have the most fun, anyway, jumping on countertops, running up and down stairs, knocking over lamps, and of course, meowing. There's nothing like a few meows at 4am for instant results! Watch your human servants thrash around in bed and try to go back to sleep. With practice, you should be able to get them into the kitchen with less than 5 meows.

But, in order to function at your optimal potential, you need to nap. All day!